I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
A short horror story:

dukeofnines:

Season 3 Bloopers

proxydialogue:

Two strangers
who pass each other in the morning
cross paths again that night.
They stop
and stare at each other from opposite sides of the sidewalk.
For just a second they feel as if their umbilical cords were cut
with the same pair of scissors.

Then together,
with bare hands,

klokwerk:

Let’s get straight to the biscuits!

There were times last year when I seriously considered dropping out of school to become a pole dancer. I think I’ve reached that point again.

Denny Crane: Take my hand, Alan. Take my money.
Alan Shore: I always thought if I were to get married again it would be for love and romance
Denny Crane: You love me and romance never lasts. Money can
Alan Shore: Okay Denny. I will marry you
Denny Crane: Really?
Alan Shore: Why not? *begins laughing* I suppose it had to come to this
driftadakota:

Bender Knitted hat.

driftadakota:

Bender Knitted hat.